Neighborhood vigilantes and one particularly nosey elderly woman, who prefers to remain anonymous, have reported numerous recent sitings of preposterously false news articles, "disgracing the face of the last thing we can hold pure and sacred in this country, the Internet." The news articles are reportedly devised by a group of local hoodlums, caught up in a painfully sad display of delusions of grandeur combined with the inability to let go of their past.
Said Nosey, as the old bag prefers to be called, "I gathered the other neighborhood vigilantes for a meeting... you know, Batman was there... Green Lantern... The Tick came late, but he made it. Anyway, they were all there and we had tea and just the most lovely krumpets and..." She then rambled on for about half and hour before coming up with this little publishable jem, "Death to whitey!" It can be assumed with little doubt she was refering to the same local riffraff responsible for the digital grafitti.
Should these scoudrels choose to strike again, our team of in-house, fact-finding monkeys indicate that it is likely to occur at flyingbullnews.blogspot.com. Lock your doors and bar the windows. We are in for a storm.
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